Today’s your birthday. You’re officially well, another year older.
We discussed several things to get you.
Finally settled on a dancing and singing Gorilla.
But guess what?
They are greedy bastards.
The one we found required several thousand tons of bananas.
And wanted a massage every day.
Don’t even get me started on the Mai Tai requirements of this banana munching, massage needing big baby.
Given that we clearly were not able to meet said Gorilla’s requirements, we did the next best thing.
We borrowed Roger’s.
Happy Birthday, Dad.
We love you and wish you many more years.
Including at least one with your very own Singing Gorilla Birthday Telegram.